UT INTERNAL FILE
PATROL STATUS: ACTIVE
BATMAN OF UT
Wayne Enterprises file — UT Division — Classified
Briefing
Welcome to my Batman of UT page, designed like a confidential case file. On Gotham nights Batman handles the city. On UT mornings I handle classes, deadlines, and the constant battle against procrastination.
Scroll like you are reviewing a mission board in the Batcave.
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Course Schedule
| Course | Days | Time | Location |
|---|---|---|---|
| M 408Q | Mon Wed Fri | 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM | PMA 4.102 |
| UGS 303 | Tue Thu | 11:00 AM - 12:30 PM | CAL 100 |
| ACC 311 | Tue Thu | 12:30 PM - 2:00 PM | GSB 2.122 |
| MIS 301 | Tue Thu | 2:00 PM - 3:30 PM | UTC 1.130 |
| M 408Q | Tue Thu | 3:30 PM - 4:30 PM | UTC 4.132 |
Gadgets in the Batcave
- Grapple line for escaping distractions
- Detective mode for solving problems
- Utility belt containing calculator and coffee
- Batmobile (optional for group projects)
Villain Watchlist
- Procrastination
- Group projects where nobody replies
- Midterm week
- The alarm snooze button
Evidence Locker: Joker’s Embarrassing Secrets
- Practiced his evil laugh in the mirror and scared himself
- Tried to rename the Bat Signal the "Batsy Light"
- His master plan notebook says: Step 1 be dramatic
- Filed a complaint about Batman being too punctual
Websites I Like
- UT Austin because even Batman has to check Canvas.
- MDN Web Docs basically the Batcomputer for coding.
- Khan Academy for when calculus hits like Bane.
- Google for the classic “why is my code broken” investigation.